Venice who? Venice your family coming home? Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door? Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you’re going? What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter! What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint! How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder! What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!” What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well! What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill! Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero! Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field! Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage! Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! What did the pirate say when he turned 80? 'Aye matey.' Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? Because they taste funny! What did one hat say to the other? You wait here - I'll go on ahead! Valentine's Day Jokes | Pi Day Jokes| Easter Jokes | Father's Day Jokes | Fall Puns| Halloween Jokes | Thanksgiving Jokes | Christmas Jokes | New Year's Jokes

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Whether they like jokes about their favorite animals, absurd humor or something even a little macabre, there will be something on this list that can tickle their funny bones. These are the best jokes for kids in 2023 - and, with a list of more than 200, you'll probably be able to find one that'll meet them where they're at. No matter what stage they're in when it comes to their sense of humor, though, it's great if you can have a stockpile of gags ready to go for whenever the mood strikes. Then eventually, they'll want to start telling (or writing) their own, and you can see them work on their memorization, timing and delivery. As they get older, they get a greater appreciation for puns and plays on words, which is great if you're quick with a corny dad joke. When they're little, they might just be able to understand a simple one-liner or funny knock-knock joke. There's something amazing about watching a kid's sense of humor develop.

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